What if...

Time for the "what if" section of my journal. The slightly bizarre, sometimes realistic, sometimes completely off the deep end section where I ponder what life might be like if certain things were true.

What if we could see thought bubbles, like they have in comic strips, such as Calvin and Hobbes? Would we be horribly disturbed if we saw what things other people thought? Women might be disturbed if they some of the stuff guys think about... How many of us think about totally irrational things? I do. I was just thinking about purple and green tarantulas walking about on my wall. After I realized I was hallucinating, I thought about posting crosses all over my roommates side of the room to keep the nasty 8-legged buggers away. Of course, to the normal person, this seems kinda silly, possibly retarded. At one time I thought so too. So after I finished hanging up rosarys on the nails I hammered in, I arranged them in a cross-like pattern. W00t! Double the holiness! Double holiness times... 5 rosarys.. makes... woo! the equivalent power of 10 rosarys! I have 10 rosarys, except I have 5 rosarys. Won't my roommate be surprised.

I installed Oblivion.. and then some suitemates walked by as I danced about to the Weapon of Choice. There were probably creeped out by a number of things.

I wish I coulda seen what they were thinking.


They don't have "whimsical" as an emotion. Sadness.


The really funny part is that you guys probably think I'm joking. I'll take a photo. My roommates side of the room really does have rosarys hanging on it.